Let me start off by saying, I am a huge fan of Lollipop Girl, the queen of lollipop erotica. In my opinion, watching her make love to that Chuppa Chup is way hotter than almost 90% of all porn out there these days. Hands down.
If I have to sit through another bad blowjob scene with some fat hairy dude, getting his little diseased looking shit waxed by some completely vapid, non sensual, crack head with bug eyes and all teeth, choking and gagging and spitting and yanking on it and sticking it out the side of her cheeks, like that’s seriously supposed to get anyone excited, i’m gonna freak out.
Better yet, I propose all new aspiring porn stars should have their first screen test with their clothes on, with nothing but a camera and a lollipop. If you can’t give me wood with that, then give it up. If your dick is ugly or you give bad head, don’t film it. Be a responsible pornographer and take a lesson from Lollipop Girl, and for fuck sake, stop filming bad blowjobs. You’re not fooling anybody. Long live the art of the sensual lick.
