Virtual Sex – Bring it ON!

October 13, 2008

Being so bored with porn as I am, naturally when the news broke earlier this year about the new game controller from Emotiv that uses neurotechnology (aka brain waves) instead of buttons or a joystck, I got excited. Finally another small step was made towards my ultimate dream of real virtual sex.

And when I mean complete virtual sex, i’m not talking about a freakish blowup doll with a realistic battery operated, vibrating, rubber hole, or some poorly rendered 3D character in Second Life, I mean a full on, totally submersed, sexual experience triggered in my brain that is so realistic that I would swear it was real.

I want to come home from a long day at work, lower the lights, sit back on my couch, place a small device on my head, grab the remote and push track #2 “Jessica Alba” or maybe track #5 “Vintage Marilyn Monroe” that I just downloaded from the “iTunes Hustler Virtual” store, press play and have a complete, holographic, 5 senses sexual experience. [click to continue…]

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Revenge is a bitch. In this case, an angry black bitch. Upon first impression of Cum Bang, my stomach tightened up, I put my hand over my mouth and muffled a low painfull “Ooooh shiiiiitt…..that’s fucked up what they did…..”. Definitely NOT boring, just because of subject matter alone. Talk about a reverse role, interracial cuckolding nightmare/fantasy… this is definitely a new one on me.

Please take note: Don’t bring you’re white booty calls back to your black girlfriend’s apartment. That pretty much sums up the context of Cum Bang, the latest site to come out of the Dog Fart interracial porn network, the same people who bring you Candy Monroe and Gloryhole.com. The site’s topic: Sexy black chicks catching their black boyfriends cheating on them with a white girl, so they take revenge by doing a gangbang with a room full of Nascar lovin’, white, redneck hillbillies with Confederate flags on their t-shirts. Yeeehaaaaw Homey!!!

I suppose once you get past the shock value, it’s still just a gang bang sex site, which are pretty much all the same, and yes… kind of boring if you’ve seen it before, but still, it’s like watching a car crash, that you cant stop. It should be funny, but it’s not… Ok, I guess maybe it’s kind of funny… but at the same time that politically correct fire alarm in the pit of my stomach is churning and it kind of makes me feel a little sick too.

Now if you will excuse me, I think I need to chew on a couple Tums and take shelter under the table. Please don’t shoot the messenger. ~ Peace

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I know… it’s boring

August 31, 2008

Please excuse the absolutely boring state of this site as I add things, clean up things and sweep other things under the rug.  I’ll be boring you very soon…

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