It’s October so just in time for Halloween, I give you Zombie and Horror Porn. If you ask me, it doesn’t get much more “not boring” than this. I don’t know about you but whenever I watch horror movies, especially the ones from the 50’s and 60’s, they make me incredible horny. Something about all the scantly clad innocent maidens in distress, running through castle hallways in nightgowns, or all the slutty daisy duke wearing unsuspecting campers in the 70’s slasher films, ah… it just gives me a boner.
I have always wanted someone to do real horror porn. And thanks to Rob Rotten and Punx Productions, they have finally made some of my sick fantasies come true. The first one, although I have yet to get my copy in the mail is Porn of the Dead. Although the reviews seem to state that it lacks any sort of plot or story line, there is supposed to be plenty of blood and guts. So, who cares about a plot. They were cool enough to give you horror porn so i guess it’s too much to expect a plot.
The only thing that would make these movies better (besides a plot) would be if they added that flippy head effect when someone orgasms. You know the flippy head effect don’t you? Remember that movie Jacob’s Ladder, with the freaky dudes who flip their heads back and forth? I’m telling you man… flippy head orgasms would be huge… think about it! What a way to spice up an otherwise boring sex scene then a surprise flippy head? Or maybe flippy boobs? Fuck Yeah! Ok, I want flippy boobs. I’ll settle for nothing less. I’m now on a mission. Ehem… Anyway…
Next is a new movie from the same people who made Porn of the Dead, is The Texas Vibrator Massacre. Pretty self explanatory I guess. Death by vibrator. Some people would think it’s the perfect way to go out. Not me, but you know me… i’m nit really into the whole vibrator porn thing, but gas powered murder vibrators, maybe is cool though. Hosting a great all star cast or porn actresses including Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn and Roxy DeVille, this one is definitely worth adding to the collection.
“Forgive me father, for I am about tho sin” Another must see is XXXorcist featuring Joanna Angel from Burning Angel Entertainment as Regan Teresa MacFeel (heh heh…) along with Kylee Kross and Tommy Pistol. Demonic possession, cross fucking and lots of puking pee soup makes this one a real winner. I love Joanna Angel. One of the few rare porn actresses who fucks like she means it. There is a preview of the movie at: Thexxxorcist.com The best line in the movie is when the priest says “I fucked the Hell out of her” Oh yeah… good times.
Another kick ass movie with Joanna Angel is the Re-Penetrator, spoofing HP Lovecraft’s The Reanimator. THis one is one of my favorites. A great soundtrack, it’s funny as hell, lot’s of neow green glowing syringes and spooky laboratory scenes. You can see a preview of it at the Movie’s Homepage: Repenetrator.com
All in all, these are must have films for your collection. Halloween is still a couple weeks out, so stay tuned, as i’ll be adding more soon.
