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Forget Tool Time. Forget Home Depot or Sears… Finally, some ingenious, bored engineer put his degree to some good use and invented something every man in the world needs. A BLOWJOB MACHINE. Although the site designates it as a “hobby kit” the Kanojo Toy Shop is offering the ES Eroy Station Love machine set to finally satisfy what sexually frustrated men need the most. Blowjobs on command.
The machine kind of looks like an old school slide projector, and utilizes interchangeable Ona Cups, (basically rubber orifices in a can) which attach to the end of the machine, and then are, at the touch of the controls, mechanically slid back and forth in a pleasing movement. The machines come in multiple colors (I guess to match your home decco) with an optional ac adaptor. The Ona Cups are the best part, as you can buy them separately in a variety of shapes, textures, features, etc.
I’m going to buy a few of them and install them in the walls all over my house and add a remote control. That way every room in my house will feature it’s own safe sex glory hole. Hows that for increasing the value of my real estate investment? Top that Donald Trump!
