Candy Monroe – WTF??

My dad used to tell me this story about a dude he knew back in the Army who would walk around with a heavy, cast iron frying pan and for $20 he would let you hit him in the face with it as hard as you wanted to. That was my first lesson about just how fucked up people can be in this world, and that there really were some people who go out of their way to intentionally make themselves miserable.

When I first stumbled upon the interracial cuckold site, Candy Monroe, i’m not sure why, but couldn’t help but to think about “Frying Pan Man” and it occurred to me that I actually had more respect for him, than the pathetic losers who are into this kind of porn. At least “Frying Pan Man” was enterprising. Maybe his abusive business plans at least helped him pay for college, that is if he had any brains left when he got out of the service…

First off, I’ll have to admit that I think Candy Monroe is fucking funny.  It’s not a website that I would really consider jack off material, it’s more like comedy porn.  Candy is definitely hot, at least in sort of an alterna bar slut, drunken sailor pinup kind of way.  Kind of like every girl I ever met in Southern California… (long story…)  I clicked on the site and not knowing what to expect, I definitely had a good laugh. Watching her fuck all these well endowed black dudes right in front of her dumbass pathetic white boyfriends, is good for a good quick laugh at least. The only problem is, it didn’t take too long for the humor to wear off and I just started to get agitated.

The problem is, I seriously just don’t get cuckold porn. If you’re not familiar with what a cuckold is, it’s a fetish term for a man who feels inferior about his little dick, so he actually get’s off by letting his wife or girlfriend fuck other, more well endowed guys.  Sometimes right in front of him, then if he’s lucky, she let’s him clean up the mess afterward. In many situations, he actually get’s off even more when the woman treats him like shit about it and taunts him, turning him into nothing but a worthless groveling, sissy boy slave in the process. And what I REALLY don’t get are the guys who pursue this kind of porn, just for the purpose of feeding that fetish. I have a couple friends who are phone sex operators and they claim, as I come to find out, that this is actually one of their most popular fetish requests from callers. Yep, one of the MOST POPULAR REQUESTS.

Now, seriously… WTF Dude? Are there THAT many men out there into this shit? Have we as men in this current day and age become so emasculated, that this type of pornography and fetish are becoming more and more popular? God forbid, even mainstream terminology? I mean i’m all for women’s rights and equality, but give me a fucking break! So you have a little dick. So what? Did you forget how to use it? It didn’t suddenly fall off, did it? Are you so pathetic that you think that’s all of what it means to be a man?

And what I also don’t understand is, if you seriously are fucked up enough to be turned on by this, why do you need to pay for porn like this?  There are literally millions of mean, miserable, evil bitches out there who will gladly treat you like shit for free, even go out of there way to do it, why would anyone want or need to pay extra?

Do yourself a favor dude.  Dump that superficial, pathetic, manipulative, “princess complex” bitch, save what little dignity you have left in the world  and go out and find a nice girl who respects you for more than how big your dick is.  A little bit of tenderness, foreplay and some nice words, goes a long way, you dumbass!! Don’t be like Frying Pan Man…

Give me a break.

P.S. After reading this, if you seriously ARE still that pathetic and need your miserable fix, be sure to check out Candy Monroe She’s everything your miserable little heart desires.